По–моему, очень глупо называть реку «Канавой», ведь в реку вода проточная, а в канаве стоячая.

"Multiple exclamation marks, he went on, shaking his head, are a sure sign of a diseased mind."
(Terry Pratchett in "Eric")

"Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind."
(Terry Pratchett in "Reaper Man")

"And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head."
(Terry Pratchett in "Maskerade")

Как превратить воск лица тельный знак в многоточие?!

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